staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via sniffing)


princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

(via daveaj)


d0nn0:

d0nn0:

what do you say to simba if he is walking slowly

mufasa

(via d0nn0)


pukind:

CAN U NOT
embarrassing genetically engineered crab monster parents, amirite

pukind:

CAN U NOT

embarrassing genetically engineered crab monster parents, amirite

(via dokels)


thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

(via trust)


wantyourbooty:

I’m gonna keep myself quiet on this one

wantyourbooty:

I’m gonna keep myself quiet on this one

(via d0nn0)



heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

(via onelittledirewolf)


sherkeys:

*sherlock points to john’s dick* is this seat taken

(via johnfuckingwatson)


stirfriedawesomesauce:

Send this to your crush

stirfriedawesomesauce:

Send this to your crush

(via thesunmaid)